. . . garish and two-dimensional.
- anonymous editor
It's All OvaryScandalous dink and linguistic acrobat Stone Ovaries joins Kevin and his preternatural balls as they attempt to escape Beautiful Prodigy World while evading Pizzazzster and her deadly allies.
Will Stone Ovaries betray her principles and compliment Pizzazzster's sparkly leggings? Will Kevin make it to The Spice Hall in Mindmushina Mall to get that bottle of Five Pepper Impalement hot sauce? And what about the bird that Stone Ovaries inadvertently let into the retail monolith? Be prepared to navigate a minefield of immaturity filled with bodily expulsions, princesses, deranged mothers, malapropisms, and guacamole. 
Welcome to the sixth installment in the UNSPLATTERPUNK! smearies edited by Douglas J. Ogurek. Delve into a new batch of gore-infused horror with a positive message. 
Open Your Ears, Cover Your NadsGrab your glazed nuts, mozzarella sticks, and beef jerky. Get ready for an ovary-the-top experience on Audible.
Organs, excretions, and severed limbs play a bleeding role in I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time, Douglas J. Ogurek’s inaugural collection of unsplatterpunk stories published by Plumfukt Press. These unabashedly over-the-top stories merge horror and bizarro elements while remaining true to the unsplatterpunk subgenre’s focus on a positive message.
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You think your neighbor's kids are spoiled? Wait until you meet Epy and Glucy Wonup. 
The UNSPLATTERPUNK! SmeariesThe UNSPLATTERPUNK! canon includes six increasingly repulsive anthologies edited by Douglas J. Ogurek. The tales are doused in the gruesome content for which the splatterpunk subgenre is known, but they offer moral instruction—that’s where the “un” fits in. Learn more about the series whose inaugural installment the British Fantasy Society called “memorable and thought-provoking.”
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Changing the World . . . One Intestine at a TimeDouglas J. Ogurek is the pseudonymous and sophomoric founder of the unsplatterpunk subgenre, which uses splatterpunk conventions (i.e., transgressive/gory/gross/violent subject matter) to deliver a positive message. His short story collection I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time (Plumfukt Press), a juvenile stew of horror and bizarro, aims to make readers lose their lunch while learning a lesson. His novella Stone Ovaries and Bowling Balls Trapped in Beautiful Prodigy World (Planet Bizarro) offers a minefield of immaturity filled with bodily expulsions, princesses, deranged mothers, malapropisms, and guacamole.
Ogurek also guest-edits the wildly unpopular UNSPLATTERPUNK! “smearies,” published by Theaker’s Quarterly Fiction. These anthologies are unavailable at your library and despised by your mother. Ogurek reviews films and fiction for that same ezine. Publications have rejected Ogurek’s work nearly 2,000 times. However, some of the world’s leading literary journals thanked him for submitting manuscripts in (form) letters. One highly respected publication even said, “We want to thank you for your kindness in letting us see your work.” Thus, Ogurek is a kind author. Latest Stories
Among the Warping Pillars of Skandelt
Schlock! Webzine, May 2024 Enter a bizarre world where a wizard uses a toilet seat to decide, a gunman uses a gun that doesn't shoot, and a musician draws inspiration from animals. 
Torrentious Pyreel's Defeat, Schlock! Webzine, May 2023
A jogger encounters an eccentric golfer who wants vengeance on Earth Day. 
Everyone Smile: It’s Epy’s Doo-dooseum and Glucy’s Pooscapes, The Best of Bizarro Fiction Vol. 2 (Planet Bizarro), April 2023
Latest Film Reviews
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Beloved brothers and unconventional stars: animated film bridges generations of gamers and gives second fiddle a chance to shine. 
Renfield
Action/horror flick sinks its teeth into the contemporary fascination with visceral violence and rips apart cinematic stereotypes. 
Latest Book ReviewsTry the New Candy by Aron Beauregard
Exceptional entertainer assembles grab bag of depravity and butchery that leaves a few minor cavities. Wayward Witch by Zoraida Córdova
New powers and age-old struggles: young adult novel embeds real-world message in fantasy setting. Growing Things and Other Stories by Paul Tremblay
Shut up! You’re getting too philosophical and esoteric. No wait… tell me more. Experimental horror collection sprouts a spectrum of reactions. Bludgeon Tools: Splatterpunk Anthology edited by K. Trap Jones
Tool-themed visceral horror anthology hits the nail on the head in some parts, strikes a thumb in others. A Foot in the Gore
Check out Douglas's conversation with Mar Garcia at TBM Horror. They talk about unsplatterpunk, animal rights, likable villains, and much more. 
See Mar Garcia’s video review of I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time.
. . . darkly funny and razor sharp. |
A rambling, inchoate story. We'd like to have it for our spring issue.
- The Fear of Monkeys
