. . . garish and two-dimensional.
- anonymous editor
It's All OvaryScandalous dink and linguistic acrobat Stone Ovaries joins Kevin and his preternatural balls as they attempt to escape Beautiful Prodigy World while evading Pizzazzster and her deadly allies.
Will Stone Ovaries betray her principles and compliment Pizzazzster's sparkly leggings? Will Kevin make it to The Spice Hall in Mindmushina Mall to get that bottle of Five Pepper Impalement hot sauce? And what about the bird that Stone Ovaries inadvertently let into the retail monolith? Be prepared to navigate a minefield of immaturity filled with bodily expulsions, princesses, deranged mothers, malapropisms, and guacamole. 
Gag. Cringe. Squirm. Learn.Welcome to the seventh installment in the UNSPLATTERPUNK! smearies edited by Douglas J. Ogurek. Delve into a new batch of gore-infused horror with a positive message.
Open Your Ears, Cover Your NadsGrab your glazed nuts, mozzarella sticks, and beef jerky. Get ready for an ovary-the-top experience on Audible.
Organs, excretions, and severed limbs play a bleeding role in I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time, Douglas J. Ogurek’s inaugural collection of unsplatterpunk stories published by Plumfukt Press. These unabashedly over-the-top stories merge horror and bizarro elements while remaining true to the unsplatterpunk subgenre’s focus on a positive message.
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You think your neighbor's kids are spoiled? Wait until you meet Epy and Glucy Wonup. 
The UNSPLATTERPUNK! SmeariesThe UNSPLATTERPUNK! canon includes seven increasingly repulsive anthologies edited by Douglas J. Ogurek. The tales are doused in the gruesome content for which the splatterpunk subgenre is known, but they offer moral instruction—that’s where the “un” fits in. Learn more about the series whose inaugural installment the British Fantasy Society called “memorable and thought-provoking.”
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Changing the World . . . One Intestine at a TimeDouglas J. Ogurek is the pseudonymous and sophomoric founder of the unsplatterpunk subgenre, which uses splatterpunk conventions (i.e., transgressive/gory/gross subject matter) to deliver a positive message. His short story collection I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time (Plumfukt Press), a juvenile stew of horror and bizarro, aims to make readers lose their lunch while learning a lesson. His novella Stone Ovaries and Bowling Balls Trapped in Beautiful Prodigy World (Planet Bizarro) offers a minefield of immaturity filled with bodily expulsions, princesses, deranged mothers, malapropisms, and guacamole.
Ogurek also guest-edits the wildly unpopular UNSPLATTERPUNK! “smearies” published by Theaker’s Quarterly Fiction. These anthologies are unavailable at your library and despised by your mother. Ogurek reviews films and fiction for that same magazine. Publications have rejected Ogurek’s work nearly 2,000 times. However, some of the world’s leading literary journals thanked him (in form letters) for submitting manuscripts. One highly respected publication even said, “We want to thank you for your kindness in letting us see your work.” Thus, Ogurek is a kind author. More at www.douglasjogurek.weebly.com. Twitter: @unsplatter Latest Stories
Fire on Mentagnus Bay
Schlock! Webzine, November 2024 Step into the surreal Mentagnus Bay, where music, mystery, and a tense chase converge—will ambition or compassion triumph? 
Among the Warping Pillars of Skandelt
Schlock! Webzine, May 2024 Enter a bizarre world where a wizard uses a toilet seat to decide, a gunman uses a gun that doesn't shoot, and a musician draws inspiration from animals. 
Torrentious Pyreel's Defeat, Schlock! Webzine, May 2023
A jogger encounters an eccentric golfer who wants vengeance on Earth Day. Latest Film Reviews
M3GAN
Screen time leads to scream time: AI gone haywire tale zeroes in on impact of technological surrogacy on child development. 
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Beloved brothers and unconventional stars: animated film bridges generations of gamers and gives second fiddle a chance to shine. 
Renfield
Action/horror flick sinks its teeth into the contemporary fascination with visceral violence and rips apart cinematic stereotypes. Latest Book ReviewsThe Earth No Longer Exists by Ben Fitts
Pessimism smothered in absurdity with a dash of hope: short story collection substantiates future bizarro heavyweight. Haunted House by J.A. Konrath
Figging and maniacal ghosts: horror/thriller uses well-developed characters and strong plotting to bring life to haunted house trope. The Accident Season by Moïra Fowley-Doyle
Young adult novel hides sexual and physical abuse within a bubble gum wrapper of tarot cards, costume parties, kissing and witches. A Foot in the Gore
Check out Douglas's conversation with Mar Garcia at TBM Horror. They talk about unsplatterpunk, animal rights, likable villains, and much more. 
See Mar Garcia’s video review of I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time.
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. . . darkly funny and razor sharp.
- Garrison Somers, The Blotter Magazine and Corner Bar Magazine, on "Makeunder Maven"
A rambling, inchoate story. We'd like to have it for our spring issue.
- The Fear of Monkeys
